DeAnna & Jason Sittin’ In A Tree
I’m talking Bachelorette again peeps. Sorry for those of you who don’t watch but I’m totally hooked on this season and I just gotta dish.
Okay, so tonight we saw Jeremy get the long overdue boot. I know, I know. A lot of you liked him. Why? Well now that is beyond me. Kickin’ abs aside, Jeremy’s got nuttin’. He is dull as a slice of Domino’s pizza. DeAnna kept saying that he was perfect and that she would be ‘lucky’ to be his wife. Why? Because he had a nice apartment and a great income career? I suppose that a life with Jeremy would have been stable and prosperous but it almost certainly wouldn’t have been happy. Take it from someone who knows. Going the “safe” route isn’t always the best decision.
Last week I couldn’t get over the fact that she kicked Graham to the curb. Again, I know, I know. Most everybody agrees that Graham was too immature for a serious relationship and that had DeAnna rolled the dice on him she would have come up a day late and a dollar short. I’m not convinced though.
Here’s the thing: DeAnna is familiar to me. Not because I know her but because I can’t tell you how much she reminds me of myself. For those of you who don’t know me personally you need look no further than this season of the Bachelorette to find a model of my personality. And when she let Graham go I very nearly cried because I felt like she was making a gargantuan mistake. Graham, you see, reminds me very much of the love of my life (yes, that would be my husband thanksforasking).
When I met Jeff I had my doubts let me just say. You’ll have to keep in mind that I was a mother of three and inviting him into our lives was very risky for me. I wondered how a man as immature young as he was would step up to the challenge of becoming a stable and positive influence on the three most important people in my life. I mean for real, what kind of guy can go from zero to three kids in no time flat? Successfully I mean. Wouldn’t you know that the undeniable chemistry between us though (very much like what DeAnna had with Graham) left me unable to walk away. And I’m not talking physical stuff here my friends (because I am well versed on what the phrase TMI means for starters) but I’m talking about that nameless something we shared that bonded us so tightly that I couldn’t imagine a life without him. I spent many a sleepless night wondering if the choice I was sure to make would turn out disastrous. In the end though I rolled the dice and as you all witnessed this past weekend in his guest blog posts one and two, I came up with a lucky 7.
Okay okay, back to DeAnna.
Now that Graham is gone my heart belongs to Jason. Jesse is a great guy and I’m sure he’ll make some snowbunny gal very happy one day. Not DeAnna though. Not this time.
Jason and big D come close to having what Graham and big D had. And lucky for her, I think it was early enough in the game that she will be able to put Graham out of her mind. If I were Jason though, I’d be just a tad insecure in Graham’s presence.
Here’s what I’m laying out for all you Bachelorette fans.
D is going to choose Jason. Hands down. No questions asked. He is cute and comfortable and fun and they even have some sparks flying. He already has Ty so there is no doubt that he is 100% ready for the marriage commitment that Miss D is so eager to make. She’ll have that first child by the time she is 30 (2 if you count Ty) and her and Jason’s baby will beat Trista and Ryan’s kid in a cute contest any day of the week. That was mean. Disregard that last part.
Of course she’ll have to deal with the dummy of an ex-wife if she is, in fact, still involved. And that will be tough. Again, take it from someone who knows. But it will all be worth it because both Jason and DeAnna are totally HQP’s and they are practically guaranteed to live happily ever after. Just like my other favorite reality couple, Rob and Amber, or Romber as they’ve lovingly been dubbed.
Ew, that could be a problem though. What do Jason and DeAnna become? JasAnna? DeAson? Yikes. Forget I mentioned it. Let’s just go back to believing that all reality TV marriages are matches made in heaven. Because clearly, that is what we all believe right?
OH, man! You and I both have this show on the brain!
Love it, but not sure about the outcome… I’m also a girl that has been around a day or two in this life, unsatisfying first marriage, and a heartbreaking “Graham/Brad- type” after that….I’m not sure that she’s going to pick Jason. I personally think he’s a bit of a sap (and maybe alittle toooo clingy). I’m actually thinking that Jesse could be the surprise upset, but not quite sure. Gotta love a guy from Colorado, but then Seattle is nice, too.
PS: You can’t be married to a guy like Graham…he’s way to much into himself (I think his momma knows!) and your husband isn’t like that at all from his postings. Maybe it’s just that chemistry-thing???
I agree…it’s gotta be Jason. I hope. However, I made a similar comment to my husband tonight (who couldn’t care less about The Bachelorette, by the way) that whoever she chooses may have a tough time with how wrapped up she was in Graham. I think it would bother me a bit.
Graham grew on me toward the end, and I was shocked when he got the boot. But I thought they still seemed to have that intangible “something”, even when they were going back and forth during the Tell All session. Hmmm.
I am so excited to finally find a blog about the Bachlorette! I really, really, hope you are right about Jason. He has been my absolute favorite from the first day.
I really cant decide who she is going to pick but I cant wait until Monday.
One more thing, I am so glad she got rid of Jeremy. DeAnna just used the word perfect way too much. Hes also an attorney who works long hours and that would not work out!
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I WAS GLUED TO THE TV FOR 2 HOURS!!! I agree Jeremy boring….Jesse “dude”….grow up. Jason all the way.
Great Post!! You are so funny!!!!
Jeremy….feel sorry for the guy. Lost his mom and looking for someone to fill her shoes, Jesse…GROW UP and get a real job dude. Jason is a wonderful choice.
I saw that the other day!
And the way she was talking, yeah, it was very obvious she was going to pick Jason. And especially because Jesse wasn’t ready to get married, he said.
Amen! My vote is for Jason.
And it is totally DeAson!
Okay, now I might have to take a peek at the show just because you said D is like you…
CRACKIN’ me up. I am not watching this season, but you make me wish I were.
Hi! So I am a 20+9 year old mother who is so enjoying this season! I am so pathetic in fact that I googled Jason and DeAnna tonight to see if I could get any fun info.. this is where I found you!
So, I cried when I saw the first episode and saw jason for the first time. I just love this guy. I do really like Jesse too, but I am so into Jason and DeAnna- I just want them both to be happy! I think Jesse should be the next “bach”, maybe next season he’ll find his woman…
So fingers crossed its Jason… I don’t want to wish my summer away, but I so want next Monday to come!
Thanks for your funny bloggin’!
Its nice to know there are some other mom’s at home just like me who love this stuff!!!
did anyone else notice the resemblance between Jeremy’s mom & DeAnna?? it kind of freaked me out….
also…did anyone think that Graham may have been laughing when De was saying good bye to him? There she was bawling her eyes out …and he turned his head and covered his mouth. As the mother of 3 boys, I swear I thought he was laughing at her — like “girl, you’re outta your mind.”
I’m convinced that you and I were meant to be friends. We’ve definitely got the same thought process going on. I agree on Jason. Love him. If you remember, I picked him from the first episode (yes, my recaps fell off somewhere along the line). Anyway, love him, although Jesse is growing on me. Graham is every guy I ever dated - the cute, non-committal type. And I”m glad Jeremy is gone, because the only word I have to describe him is creepy. So I think she will pick Jason, marry him, be a mom and he is so cute and nice…And I heart Rob & Amber too
i’m with all you Jason lovers…I just want to hug him.
how cute is he when he gets so excited to see DeAnna? jumping up and down, grinning from ear to ear. He’s like a little boy waiting for the ice cream truck to come down his street. he is too cute for words.
I am so so sad for Jason. I wanted to reach through the TV and hug the heck out of him. It’s pretty obvious that DeAnna & Jesse are on a cloud. I just wish, of all the guys she could have strung along, it wasn’t him. I feel so badly for him that he was kept from Ty for all that time — especially after hearing her admit that she has known from very early on that Jesse was someone she couldn’t imagine ever NOT having in her life.
I’ve watched almost every season of the Bachelor(ette)…and this was BY FAR, the most gut wrenching finale (and after the finale rose) to watch. My heart just broke for him.
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