Aren’t there more weddings in June than any other month? I think I’ve heard that before. Not that it matters really, cuz’ I haven’t been invited to any. But, I did hear this really cute toast when I was at Disney World in April for the blogging event and I filed it away in my mental Rolodex should an occasion ever arise in which I’m asked to do the honors. I don’t really foresee that happening in all honesty because I’m not exactly the strongest public speaker ever, but you know, just in case.
The toast went like this:
May all your joy be pure joy and may all your pain be champagne.
C’mon now. How cute is that?
So, for Finish This Sentence Friday, let me hear the best toast you know. The one you’ve filed back in your mental Rolodex.
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Ah- I’ve never given a toast before! But I did love that one!
Steph
If I make one up and it counts, then it would be:
A toast to toast (and jam)
That was a great one….hard to top.
If I were giving a toast to a new bride, I would have to say…..
Some men are gems….some should be condemned.
Not sure if this counts as a toast, but we’re Irish and I’ve always been fond of:
May those who love us love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.
My aunt always used to say, “Here’s lookin’ up your old address.” Not hilarious, but a little knee slapper.
The toast Will Smith gave in Hitch is one of the best I’ve ever heard:
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.