Wha-What?!!! (Bachelorette Jaw Dropper)

July 7, 2008 · 10 comments

No. She. Didn’t.

I’m going to toss and turn in my sleep tonight.  My heart is heavy friends.

I love big D.  I wish I could be happy for her.  But I so can’t be happy about this.  If ever a mistake has been made in Bachelorette history this. is. it.

Jeff and I had dreams of Jason, DeAnna and Ty moving in to the house across the way.  We’d have had couples game nights and backyard BBQ’s.  We’d have taken long weekend trips to a cabin up near Flagstaff and shared stories over campfires and Smores.  But alas, it wasn’t to be.

Of course there is the fact that I was wrong, and that in itself is shocking.  But the fact that big D chose Mr. rad-man, Mr. no doubt man, Mr. snowboard man, over the wholesome, fun-loving, cute & cuddly, all together great catch Jason?!  Well, it’s just absurd.  And I’m heartbroken yet again.

Sheesh.  If she was going to go the throw-caution-to-the-wind route she could have at least kept Graham around.  Now that was chemistry.

To quote DeAnna’s skin-deep fiance, “That’s ridiculous.”

I’m off to bed to cry myself to sleep now.  Talk amongst yourselves.

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Jeff July 7, 2008 at 10:18 pm

Looks like Rob & Amber remain our top reality-show couple. And what a pity – we had such high hopes for DeAnna & Jason…tragic. Excuse me while I pull the steaks off the grill and stop trying to plan what position Ty would have played on Jayce’s Pee-Wee Football team…

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Jackie@OurMomentsOurMemories July 7, 2008 at 11:19 pm

I know. I know. Everything you just said.

I have nothing else to add, ’cause I’m still in shock. I just can’t see it. It was surreal seeing her sitting on the couch with Jesse…so not what I had pictured.

Sorry that your neighborly dreams were summarily dashed.

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Jen July 8, 2008 at 1:44 am

Shock. Total shock.

Rad. The hand-bump-thing with Yaya?! SERIOUSLY?!

I lost a bet with Mrs4444 (Half-Past Kissin’ Time).

Must sleep this off.

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Kari July 8, 2008 at 5:03 am

Im sad but Jesse started winning me over. I ended up liking both guys but Im so hurt for Jason. DeAnna and her Honey comments to Jesse in After the Final Rose were annoying. Then maybe its best its not my man Jason.

Whatever!

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Amy - One Mom's Memos July 8, 2008 at 6:38 am

I’m still crying. And I dreamed about Jason last night. If I wasn’t married, I’d be on my way to Seattle right now. She is so dumb. This was a huge mistake, sorry D. I’m still shaking my head in disbelief. Hope she has fun living in Breck with a guy who still hasn’t mastered the English language. Oy vey. My head is hurting from this stress, :(

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Lesli July 8, 2008 at 8:03 am

EXACTLY!!!! It’s the next morning and my chin is still dropped to the floor in shock! Poor Jason! What a big mistake D made. She’ll realize it soon enough I’m sure. : (

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Soliloquy July 8, 2008 at 8:10 am

Fear of commitment is all it is. So pick the one you know is gonna’ go down in flames, anyway.

WHY DON’T THEY SCREEN THESE PEOPLE BETTER???

It’s a simple yes/ no question.

Do you have commitment issues?

Yes?

Sorry, then – you’re just not a fit.

How hard was that??

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Steve July 8, 2008 at 10:42 am

yes….I feel your pain. However, what can top “My Eggs Are Rotting!!” Who can forget that doozy?

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Kim July 10, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Michael and I stared at the TV. Dumbfounded. What? Did she tell Jason to get up? A cute, reliable, family-oriented man to stand up and NOT propose? What????

Then, I think. Maybe she’s going to pull a Brad. Just walk away.

But, no. She picks Jesse. Did that girl say she wanted stability, commitment, babies before she’s 30?? Did I tune into the wrong show?

It’s just all question marks for me. I’m still – in – shock.

Darcie and Jeff, my sympathy. I think the evenings in Flagstaff would have been perfect.

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Tara B July 15, 2008 at 8:18 am

Am I the only person watching that actually believed the Jesse and “Dee” thing? He calls her by a nickname already and although they look like total opposites, they are more alike because they are comfortable to be themselves.

I was married to a guy just like Jason before…yawn…trust me, there’s probably a reason why his wife left him (not understanding why she left the son, but then we don’t really know the entire story on that one). Safe (boring), high standards and possibly very hard to live with, I’m thinking…but then don’t we all try to project our lives onto this show??

Of course, this is the Bachelorette/Bachelor…the odds of them lasting are truly against them, but who knows.

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