Comments on: Introducing the Eggsacutor 3000xi

By: luke

luke — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:50:34 +0000

What do you think your in the backwards state of Az. dont they let people carry concealed weapons and drive with open containers maybe oneday az will catch up with the rest of the united states..lol btw i would have one 4 anybody that has a sticker that states …cheer 4 queer

By: Susan

Susan — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:10:05 +0000

Ball sacks???? Seriously? I haven’t seen those around me.

I’m totally with you on those first two and also on Heather’s (Doing my best to piss of the Christian right?) Just saw one of those the other day and really had to restrain myself.

My husband and I talk about something like this all the time. I would suggest having a mega model for people who need more eggs because of the ignorant people who happen to live around them.

I would use my eggs on people who drive well below the speed limit in the left lane, especially those that are not paying attention because they are on their cell phones, teenagers who speed through my neighborhood without regard for the little kids playing, and people who have any kind of bumper sticker with a curse word (someday my kids will be able to read).

By: Kate

Kate — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:11:42 +0000

This post is too funny! Love. It. And all of you who need more eggs per week than your allotted three, we’ll hook you up with some from our fine feathered lady chickens that call our back yard their home! ;)

As for who would get my eggs… I’d just pick a parking spot in Target’s parking lot and launch at anybody not using the proper “lanes”. You know the ones that just about broadside you when they’re cutting through from one side to another? Hate. That.

By: Terri

Terri — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:45:41 +0000

Love the idea! If you ever do it, you should start buying stock in eggs too – double your profits!

1. People who cut me off
2. People who merge poorly
3. People who wait to come to a stop, especially when it’s on one of the sides with my children. (can it shoot sideways??)
4. People who ride my butt, and I’m already going over the speed limit

Thanks! I feel better already! Very freeing!!

By: Erica

Erica — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:33:35 +0000

Love this post! I’d launch them at cars I see where the parents apparently don’t care enough about their children to buckle them in. And who smoke with their children in the car. And those who decide to ride my butt like a brokeback cowboy even when I’m already exceeding the speed limit; chill, dude! (This thing can shoot backwards, right??)

By: Jessie

Jessie — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:28:33 +0000

This is the funniest post I’ve read in awhile! I would need eggs for all of the reasons you mentioned. I’ve never seen a short bus sticker. They deserve vomit, in my opinion! I’d also like one for all of the darn trucks that have a calvin character peeing on whatever make of vehicle their’s isn’t.

By: Erin

Erin — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:10:53 +0000

OH, SNAP. You totally just egged my car with the first one. But you know what? I’d still love you. The vomit launch? *That* might be a deal breaker.

By: Shelle-BlokThoughts

Shelle-BlokThoughts — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:16:01 +0000

What about people that cross the cross walk and slow down when they see you are waiting on them!

By: Christina

Christina — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:47:52 +0000

That sounds a lot easier than what a usually do…throw a handful of pennies a them. Ahem..just kidding….

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:01:17 +0000

The idiot who cut me off and then slammed on their brakes while driving home late last night in the middle of a horrible thunderstorm that had enough rain that you could hardle see even with the wipers going full speed. Actually, I would’ve followed that guy home and then launched the eggs directly at him when he got out of his car….