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A Bug’s Life
Posted (Darcie) in Things That Make You Go Hmmm

If you were a fly on the wall in my house, you’d live a pretty decent life.

There’d be plenty of crumbs to nibble on.

You’d have multiple opportunities to escape.  Considering my children leave the doors standing wide open many times throughout the day.

And the chances of you getting swatted would be slim to none.  Since splattered flies seriously gross me out.

The best part though?  You’d be entertained.

You’d overhear conversations like this one, that took place moments ago:

Jayce: I haf ew go poddy.
Me: You do?
Jayce: Yes.  I haf ew go poddy.  A’cause my menis (he can make the “P” sound only selectively) is gettin’ on my nuhrve.

See.  At least you’d laugh.  Assuming flies have a sense of humor that is.

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Terresa Wellborn on August 6th, 2009 at 2:21 am #

Funny stuff! Yeah, I think that same fly would be pretty entertained at my house, too. Love your blog!

Wendy on August 6th, 2009 at 2:21 am #

If I had a menis it would get on my nuhrve, too.

Susanne on August 6th, 2009 at 2:53 am #

Aack! Too cute!

Carie on August 6th, 2009 at 9:18 am #

Don’t you love these little conversations!

Our Crazy Boys on August 6th, 2009 at 10:30 am #

Adorable!

jen@ourdailybigtop on August 6th, 2009 at 10:54 am #

We always comment on how we want to be flies in our kids’ classrooms. I would love to see and hear what goes in during their day.

Allison L on August 6th, 2009 at 11:04 am #

You did make me laugh! Too cute.

Jenny on August 6th, 2009 at 11:32 am #

Ah, potty training with boys is so much , isn’t it?

Yesterday we blew up the kiddie pool in our backyard and when it was time to come inside my little guy said, “Wait mommy I have to go potty.” And he just whipped it out right there on the grass for all the neighbor’s delight. I wonder who taught him that?

Julie From Inmates on August 6th, 2009 at 12:03 pm #

Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard right now!!! The JOY of BOYS. I suspect if I had a menis, it would give on my nerve too.

nicole on August 6th, 2009 at 1:12 pm #

I love kids that talk. Well, most of the time.

Christina on August 6th, 2009 at 2:32 pm #

LMAO!!

Maria on August 6th, 2009 at 2:46 pm #

lol! i love it! boys!

kristen@nosmallthing on August 6th, 2009 at 10:30 pm #

Haha! That did make me laugh!

Boys and their wieners…

kate on August 7th, 2009 at 12:21 am #

LOL!!!! My little guy is just starting to stand “like daddy” to pee. Tiptoes to make it over the bowl and all… :)

sharon on August 7th, 2009 at 12:44 am #

So funny! Wish I was that fly on the wall to hear that conversation!! Hmmmm …. the nut doesn’t fall too far from the tree does it???

Lori on August 7th, 2009 at 1:40 am #

Cute! I had a similarly amusing conversation today about what my daughter does with her boogers. Let’s just say that I was happier NOT knowing…

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings on August 7th, 2009 at 10:33 am #

That is too funny! Kids are very funny, aren’t they? My son hasn’t yet said anything like this…but I have a feeling it will be coming soon!

luke on August 7th, 2009 at 6:22 pm #

The flies there are huge like the size of humming birds..haha..so there is a good chance it would be killed would never wanna be a fly..

Overwhelmed With Joy! on August 8th, 2009 at 1:11 am #

Oh my goodness! That is too funny! :)

Heather on August 9th, 2009 at 11:16 pm #

Life with Boys! I can’t even imagine it.

I think a menis would get on my nuhrve also, unless I was going poddy in a public place. In which case it’d be pretty darn handy.

Kellyn on August 11th, 2009 at 11:22 am #

hahahaha On my nerves. How cute is he! Love it

Menis Ed 101 | Such the Spot on September 15th, 2009 at 9:03 pm #

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