Reality Calling

January 4, 2010 · 11 comments

You know how months and months of waking up to the blasted alarm wears you down?

And how making a kazillion PB&J sandwiches gets tiresome?

How, eventually, the workout routine becomes–yawn–boring?

How Monday after Monday after Monday of sorting, washing, folding and putting away socks and t-shirts gets redundant?

How there comes a point when the weekly menu begins to look eerily similar to that of the week before?

You know, don’t you?

You’ve been there.

All that work is not without reward though.

Because along comes Christmas break and you sleep to your dreams content.  You eat tinfulls of peanut butter balls and pralines and macaroons and fudge.  There are parties.  Wine.  Spiked nog.  Rum that’s all hot and buttered.

The days become lazy.  There is not an alarm to be heard.  Not a menu to shop for.  Nothing to do but sit on the couch and zip through your Netflix queue.

It’s blissful.

Heavenly.

Maybe a touch gluttonous.

And then one fine day you look down into your crumb-filled lap and wonder, hmm.  Have I always been this wide?

All the sleeping in catches up.  And throws you off in the wee hours of the morning when your brain can’t handle a singlesecondmore of REM.

Your hands turn idle.

Your heart turns restless.

Your body?  All the more.

In the nick of time really.  Because just when you think you can’t take the lazy?  The nowhere-to-be, nothing-to do?

Reality comes knocking.

So you open the door.

And welcome her home.

Come on in.  Stay awhile.

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Allison @ Slice of Heaven January 4, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Gosh, I love your writing! Yep…I totally relate!

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O mom January 4, 2010 at 7:14 pm

OMGness this is exactly how I felt. During our break I was like, how did we get up so early and go, go, go? Isn’t this the life?
Then towards the end it was like, Can I stop eating now? :)

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Our Crazy Boys January 4, 2010 at 7:22 pm

It IS nice to get back in the swing of things.

I can’t wait until everything settles enough that I can stop playing phone tag with that friend of mine… the one that I haven’t been able to get a hold of. Missing her a bit. :-)

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Musings of a Housewife January 4, 2010 at 8:06 pm

I can so totally relate to this post.

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Heather January 4, 2010 at 8:28 pm

Hmmm…I’m still feeling lazy over here. It was HARD to wake up this morning!

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kristen@nst January 5, 2010 at 2:54 am

I’m not sure I’m there yet. Although yesterday I was TERRIBLY productive. For the first time in a while. Which felt GOOD.

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Adventures In Babywearing January 5, 2010 at 12:06 pm

I’m hoping reality waits just a COUPLE more weeks… :)

Steph

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Funkidivagirl January 6, 2010 at 5:32 pm

I am so used to going to bed at 1:00 a.m. and waking up whenever I want that this week has hit me like a ton of bricks. Ugg.

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melissa stover January 9, 2010 at 1:15 pm

we welcomed routine this week too. love your space here. so clean and beautiful.

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Catherine B January 9, 2010 at 3:18 pm

I can relate on so many levels…I think my kids crave that routine as much as I do! Great article~

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