Confessions

My Hidden Talent: Unveiled

January 7, 2010

The other day I was looking at some recent pictures that I’ve taken of the girls and something about them struck me as strangely familiar.  Besides their faces I mean.  Because those are familiar, considering I’ve been looking at them for quite some time now. But something about their faces was familiar. At first I [...]

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Jack Sprat

December 9, 2009

You’ve seen pictures of us, right? If not, you need only scroll down a bit and check us out on the Polar Express. (Pay no mind to the texting redhead who was severely punished for having ruined the one and only family photo on the train). Yeah, so, my point is to prove to you [...]

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Como se Dice “Stinky People?”

November 19, 2009

We’re a multilingual household. Betcha didn’t know that about us, did ya? Don’t be too impressed though; our second language is made up. I’m wondering if every family has a language of their own.  Like we do. I guess it’s not so much a language of our own, considering that we’ve basically just cut and [...]

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Sick Fashion Sense. Cough Cough.

October 22, 2009

You won’t believe this. I wouldn’t believe it myself had I not been been the one to do it. I bought something. Something I never ever in a plazillion years would have thought I’d buy.  Last week, though, I found myself out shopping. Out shopping specifically for this item mind you. It was like two [...]

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Who You Calling a Dilophosaurus?

August 13, 2009

I’m not having a good day. My family is currently gathered in the kitchen making fun of me. Jeff had the nerve to google “hissing dinosaur with flaps” in search of an image that he thought would perfectly suit me. They think I’m a stress fest. They’re wrong. But we’re going to ignore their best [...]

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Confession Booth Worthy

June 1, 2009

I have a confession to make.  But you have to promise not to stone my house. Do I have your word? Okay.  Read on then. We left church today. And by ‘left church’ I mean to say that just before the pastor’s sermon, Jeff and I plotted an easy escape route before physically standing and [...]

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You Might Be a Redneck If…

May 28, 2009

Hello Such the Spot. No.  I’ve not forsaken you. It may seem that way.  But really, I’ve been busy getting things back in order after our super-fly promotion weekend. The day started out innocently enough. Really.  It did. See. I told you.  Completely innocent right? But sitting through not one, but two promotion ceremonies, and [...]

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