Me and My Spasticity

Not *Those* Kind of Brownies

May 5, 2009

Yeah, so teacher appreciation week. I have a great deal of respect for teachers.  Especially Cassidy’s teacher because Lord only knows how she manages Cassidy andtwenty other kids.  Heck.  Cassidy alone is the equivalent of twenty kids. So, like I said, I’m all about the teacher appreciation. But then this afternoon I got an email [...]

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Darcie’s Laws of the Universe. Undocumented Until Now.

May 4, 2009

You’re probably familiar with Murphy’s Law right?  You know the one: Anything that can go wrong will. Seeing as how I fall on the glass-half-empty side of life I tend to be a believer. And in the course of my thirty-one point five years I’ve garnered insight into other laws of the universe. In honor [...]

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The Joys of Having Girl Parts

April 20, 2009

I got to go to the gyno’s office today. Notice how I said “got to”?  It’s sort of like how I “let” my husband run to the store for me. So anyway, off I go for my annual exam.  I even arrive 15 minutes early.  And I’m pleasantly surprised when they call me back after [...]

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The Upside of Pessimism

March 4, 2009

I tend to be a glass half empty kind of girl.  Have you noticed? Pessimism has it’s advantages, believe it or not.  Perhaps it would be more accurate to make that singular.  As in advantage, because really, I can only think of one.  I told you I was  pessimist. The one advantage is that pessimists are never [...]

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Tainted (Talk Show) Love

March 1, 2009

I’m thinking of writing a letter to Rachael Ray. I guess it’s technically less a letter and more a plea to bring me on her show. Not just me though.  Torri too. Rachael is looking for guests who are willing to come on and talk about teenage dating.  More specifically what happens when a teenager [...]

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Come. Be a Fly On My Wall.

January 28, 2009

Jeff said I should blog about all of the ways in which I am a freak. What are you talking about?  Give me an example. I’m not going to deny my freak status.  But I needed something to go on.  General freakishness does not a blog topic make. Like, how you worry about things. Like [...]

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In the Continuing Saga of My Grocery Store Groupie

January 24, 2009

I had another run in with the broom guy at Fry’s today. Normally I don’t post on the weekends but I couldn’t not fill you in on the latest encounter with my grocery store groupie. So there I was, picking up the limes I forgot to buy yesterday so that my resident bartender could whip [...]

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