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The extraction of the last baby tooth clinging
to life in Torri’s overcrowded mouth:                                                                    $316.47
The application of orthodontia that, if all goes well,
will remain in place for 18-24 months:                                                                  $4550.00
All the popcorn, corn on the cob, and apples she
can eat the night before the braces go on:                                                            $7.92
The knowledge that the dental insurance picks up a
good portion [...]

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No. She. Didn’t.
I’m going to toss and turn in my sleep tonight.  My heart is heavy friends.
I love big D.  I wish I could be happy for her.  But I so can’t be happy about this.  If ever a mistake has been made in Bachelorette history this. is. it.
Jeff and I had dreams of Jason, [...]

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     Around this same time last year Jeff, Jayce and I (the girls were at Dad camp) flew to California to be with my grandparents as they celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary (Happy belated Anniversary!).  The short flight from here in Southern Arizona to my hometown in California is relatively painless; the only bad thing [...]

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     I have a new one for Jeff Foxworthy to add to his repertoire.  And yes.  This did really happen.  No.  Not to me.
     You might be a redneck if you have to legally change your newborn baby’s name because the tattoo artist misspelled it.
     Hmmm.  Wonder if she can spell ‘classy’?

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