Things That Make You Go Hmmm

The Gum Chucking Hellion

September 14, 2010

Some of you questioned the great gum chucking incident of 2010. I can totally understand why you would question it.  It isn’t every day, after all, that a senior citizen hellion angel biker dude decides to throw gum at one’s vehicle. The vehicle in question being mine, of course. So here’s the scoop: I was [...]

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On A Life Uncommon

September 12, 2010

As far as weeks go…the last one wasn’t particularly high-ranking in my book.  Jeff was out of town again (Orlando, this time), which is never fun.  And while he was gone I had a run-in with a 60-something Hellians Angel who–I kid you not–very purposefully threw his ABC gum at my car.  ABC, as in, [...]

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Four Eyes

May 9, 2010

I’ve required prescription eyeglasses since I was 16. But then–a few years back–I got lasik.  I absolutely reveled in my 20/20 vision.  I gladly kissed my geeky eyewear goodbye.  I threw out my contact solution and did a happy dance. Time passed. And then one day, I woke up and realized I couldn’t see the [...]

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15 Dumbest Things to Fan on Facebook

November 29, 2009

This was the year in which I started using Facebook.  For most intents and purposes I can say that I enjoy it. But, like everything, it certainly has its downside. Think Farmville. Or, more specifically, people posting about lost sheep. Or lonely pink clownfish. Because really I could care less about Farmville fungifts and anything [...]

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Menis Ed 101

September 15, 2009

If you are a frequent reader of my blog, surely you’ll remember this post.  The one in which Jayce’s menis was getting on his nerves. Don’t you hate that? Yeah.  Me too. So today, Jayce and I took my mom (who is here visiting) to our favorite burger joint for lunch. (And I hate to [...]

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A Little Help Here?

August 19, 2009

So Kennedy has these two baby molars clinging to life in her mouth.  Two baby molars that have held up the orthodontia process (which, by the way, is just fine with me). I should say had.  As in, Kennedy had two baby molars clinging to life in her mouth. Because now there’s only one. And [...]

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A Bug’s Life

August 5, 2009

If you were a fly on the wall in my house, you’d live a pretty decent life. There’d be plenty of crumbs to nibble on. You’d have multiple opportunities to escape.  Considering my children leave the doors standing wide open many times throughout the day. And the chances of you getting swatted would be slim [...]

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